Athlete's Foot(Ball)Times
HES North Wing Division
OSU Campus

Dateline: November 16, 1997 - AFT Vol. 1, Iss. 10

No-shows, Pack Stay on Top

No-shows took the win from this weeks opponent, Glenn’s Gorillas, and left them with nothing but a bunch of bananas.

Gorillas last week bragged about turning up the heat on the Cheeseheads to make themselves some nachos, but they ended up getting burned this week and last week. However, the Gorillas can make a comeback still if his quarterback from Oakland, George, can run in about 2 or three touchdowns Monday night. He may want to watch out that the ball doesn’t get passed to No-shows three players, Kuaffman, Brown, & Dudley) on the roster from Oakland.

The pack did equally well against their opponent Sunday Night against the Papa’s. The Pack kept their first place position, impeding the view of the championship for the No-shows. Their total score was 25 points, mostly from his kicker, Elam, and wide receiver, Freeman.

The Papa’s still have a chance to pull ahead if his San Diego player, Martin, can bring him in 10 more points.

I was hoping that Glenn’s Gorillas was going to take the No-shows out of the second place spot making room for the Roughers to clobber the Pack. Comment Coach Wagner of the Roughers.

The Roughers scoring resembled the OSU, Texas Tech game Saturday. It also allowed Cheeseheads to pull out of last place in the league just above the Papa’s.

Coach Wagner commented, “It is too bad for Coach Robertson, at least he can’t drop any lower in the league. I’ll let the Cheeseheads climb up right below me, and then we’ll send ‘em back to the peewee league.”

It has been a while since the Cheeseheads have been off the bottom, and Coach Jennifer can thank Levins and Farve from Green Bay and her Atlanta kicker that one. However, What happened to Green Bay, who let the Colts beat them this weekend. Were the Colts saving up for this game, or what?

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