Athlete's Foot(Ball)Times
HES North Wing Division
OSU Campus

Dateline: November 25, 1997 - AFT. . . Vol. 1, Issue 14

League Underdogs Feast!

Thanksgiving came early for the Roughers, Cheeseheads, and Papa's Monday night as the AFT Picks defeated their overrated rivals.

Coach of the No-shows, Christine, could not get a break all weekend as she scrambled around Oklahoma City looking for the Detroit game. She finally found a quaint little bar filled with cheeseheads which ironically would be her teams demise Monday night with her endzone challenged Oakland players.

It seems Coach Jennifer's Green Bay players save her hide once again as the No-shows couldn't find satisfaction in neither Oklahoma City nor Oakland.

Roughers manage to stick it to the Pack with the help of their gifted runningback, formally known as Jabbar. Coach Muske's comment, "To bad (Coach Wagner's) team is also not that quick to perry and thrust." had very little weight after Monday night.

Rougher's coach was later found in his office Monday night for this emotional comment, "I am so. . . (SOB) (SOB) . . . impressed at my (SOB). .. . Team. I couldn't have asked any more of them (Sniffle)." After he composed himself he added, "I'd like to thank my players, my assistant coaches for each NFL team but I also want to make a special thanks to Davis of Denver for running in all those Touchdowns without the help of Elway."

And last, but almost not least we have the Papa's who caged the Gorillas in 6th place, last place in the league. It must have been the luck from that Green Bay Headline that the "Obnoxious" Cheeseheads taped to Coach Lance's Office door this afternoon.