Athlete's Foot(Ball)Times
HES North Wing Division
OSU Campus

November, 1997. . . Vol 1; Issue 5 - by M. E. Wagner

Something Not Right with the Roughers is Rumoured

"I am worried about the use of illegal substances being used in the roughers' locker room," commented coach of the Papa's, Lance Robertson.

That is what Coach Robertson was heard saying leaving his offices Thursday night. He would not comment on this further. It could either refer to the fact that Roughers ' irratic winning and losing streaks, or the reason that Coach Wagner can not make up his mind who will be on his team. That is a common side effect of an addict.

We caught Coach Wagner of the Reddog Roughers Tuesday night as he was making final changes to his line-up for the Commish. "I don't know what he (Coach Robertson) thinks he heard, but if he is not carefull he too may be hearing from my lawyer," Coach Wagner jokingly added, "I still have I.M. Suen on retainer, you know" He was very nice about it. He even invited this reporter for drinks at Joe's, where he is a regular there.

These two teams are set to play each other this weekend in the HES North Wing Division. Is this just the ramblings of two rival coaches? We will have to see what comes of it at this week's game.

We tried to get a hold of Coach Robertson again after work, but he had left rather quickly. It was over heard he may be looking into rates for hiring the D. McGill Law Practice.

We tried to contact the law offices, but could only get a hold of the secretary, LK Wagner (any relation to the coach of the Roughers?). She commented that they are not currently practicing at this time. "Ask him (Papa's Coach) what proof he has." added Ms. Wagner.

We will leave you with a short list of teams the Athlete's Foot(ball) Times expect to win or do very well: Min, Ind, Was, Jck, Jets, GB, TB, Den, Oak, NE or Buf (could be up to kicker - close game to call), Phil, and Pitt.