Athlete's Foot(Ball)Times
HES North Wing Division
OSU Campus

Dateline: Stillwater, Oklahoma - November 2, 1997. . . AFT Vol 1; Issue 6

Is it really Finished, Commish? Or just Beginning?

"Week 10 is about finished." Began the Commish as he was finishing adding up scores and cutting down opponents Thursday evening.

The final score of the infamous Pack that somehow stole Testaverde from the Roughers' coach, Michael Wagner, gave the newly formed Plunketts something to bounce around about after Monday night's game against the Cheeseheads. Coach Plunkett and his team also stole the victory away from Coach Jennifer's team scoring 18 to 16. It was very close.

Coach Glenn of the Gorrilas had some very good advice for the Cheeseheads coach. She needs to quit listening to Coach Robertson about Dallas. Coach Glenn also added, "The only thing Troy can hit is his coach with a punch."

However, I do not know how helpful Coach Glenn should be, he is playing the Cheeseheads next week. He was also quoted as saying, ". . . How the Cheeseheads were going to feel the heat this weekend and end up as nacho sauce for Glenn's Gorillas."

The Commish also commented on the heated discussion on the fickleness of Coach Wagner when he kept changing his feeling on the questionable Testaverde ruling. All Coach Wagner had to say on the matter was, "You can't make a fluffy souffle without separating out the egg whites." We at Athlete's Foot Times are still trying to figure out if that was a quote from a recipe book or a racial comment.

"Week ll is the final go around. One chance at all of your opponents. For the No-Shows, can they win 3 against the Pack. For the rest of us the series is even and so we are all playing for bragging rights." Commented the Commish.

I don't know how much Glenn's Gorilla's ought to be bragging after being kicked back into 5th place just above the Cheeseheads last week. And Plunk's Pack won't be bragging for long when the Roughers get a hold of them again in week thirteen playing against Testaverde or his other Quarterback, what's-his-name.

"Dilfer has a score to settle with the Pack for dropping him for a deal that Coach Plunkett and I had for sharing Testaverde." stated Coach Wagner. "I wouldn't have let a up and coming talent like that go so easily."

And finally the answer to the question, "Did No-Shows win beat Papa's Black-n-Blue?" You bet. As the Commish predicted Papa's player from Kansas City, Rison, couldn't touch the No-Shows. Coach Robertson, only 4 points? What happened? Can he come back?

"I would let Baby Brooke try her hand at choosing the next line up." answered Coach Wagner.

I hope his prediction comes true for the bedlam match up. I would really like to see those OU sports announcers eat their words. until next time keep bragging and we'll keep you posted.

AFT Picks: I don't know about the rest of you out there but my money is on the Greatest team on earth, the Reddog Roughers. They may be fickle with a slow start at first, but they have alot of balls going after the Pack like they did.