Dateline: November 30, 1998 - AFT Vol. 2, Iss. 11

Rebels on another losing streak?!

Rating: NR (Not for Rachel)

Coach Johnson's No-Shows strutted their stuff this thanksgiving weekend as they pulled in 52 points with both Cunninghams and Ross out of Minnesota showing double digits.

Coach Rachel and her Rebels have to be worried that this will turn into another losing streak as the playoffs are right around the corner. They did stay above 40 points, but it was just not enough.

Coach Rachel's last regular season game will be against the infamous Roughers coached by irrepressible Coach Wagner. The unbeatable winner of that match will determine which two western division teams will turn around and compete in the wild card playoffs. The winner will play the number one western team in the league (and it will be close) one last time for the AFT-HES Western Division Championship.

"I think my record, not necessarily the team's record, speaks for itself. There is no doubt in my mine who will make it to our superbowl." Stated Coach Wagner.

Coach Wagner's Reddog Rougher's have once again out scored the Papa's. As Coach Wagner predicted Wednesday night, The Papa's own Terrell Davis of Denver didn't score a single point with the Roughers ahead by 6 points.

Going into Monday Night's game, Coach Robertson must match each point scored by Rougher's newly acquired runningback, Terrell Owens, plus one touchdown to tie the Roughers.

"You can count on a couple things in this life. The Sun sets in the West, and the Roughers will always beat the Papa's." Commented Coach Wagner.

That may be all you can count on in this league because this week all the underdogs came out ahead. Not only did the No Shows upset the Rebels, but Glenn's Gorillas out scored The Pack, 49-39.

Coach Plunkett of the Pack could still win this round if Steve Young can score more than 10 points tonight. I know most of the coaches will have their eyes glued to the TV set tonight.

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