Dateline: October 5, 1998 - AFT Vol. 2, Iss. 5

Communication Breaks!

Rating: PG-13 (for the use of the word "Snot")

A week of sniffles and snot has stop up the lines of communications of the AFT-HES North Wing Division keeping standings and scores from the overeager fans and worried coaches.

"If bringing in Testeverde upsets this league so much, I think we need to ban him from football all together", commented Coach Wagner after his yearly ritual of trading for Vinnie Testeverde.

What happened? Where are the scores for the last two weeks? Who knows? Will these questions get answered? Can Republicans and Democrats ever get along?

Probably not!

Not knowing who played who for weeks 4 or 5 and having no scores for week 4, all I can say is that Papa's, Roughers, and No-Shows stayed consistent with high scoring from their players.

With Minnesota's Quarterback still on the sidelines, No-Shows still was able to grab 15 points this week with the help of her kicker Anderson from Atlanta.

Another team that was plagued by injuries was the other female coach of the league, Coach Rachel. The majority of her team couldn't stay off the injured reserve list for the last two weeks. However, the most devastating part about that is that Bret Farve is still not playing. It will interesting to see if the Rebels can hold on to their undefeated number one slot in the league without him.

"I played the Rebels this week and am feeling pretty good about the results." Commented Coach Wagner of the Reddog Roughers, "Coach Rachel had an even distribution of points between her players except for her running backs."

Coach Wagner may have just broken her winning streak with three of his players (Vinitieri, Faulk, and Rob Smith) scoring over 10 point each. It is going to come down to who these teams played this week.

"I think it is a good time to stop this little cowgirl in her tracks." Commented Coach Wagner, "And the Reddog Roughers are just the ones to do it!"

Please email me your scores of week four if you keep track. I want to keep the database up-to-date. Thank You.

Jock Reporter
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