Dateline: October 26, 1998 - AFT Vol. 2, Iss. 8

Birthday Boy Surprised with Victory!

Rating: BDay

Roughers ran away with a 21 and 6 victory over the Papa's Sunday Night. Both teams have players from Kansas City playing Monday, but unless Rison can score more than 3 touchdowns without Roughers newest Quarterback passing it to him it'll be a cold day in Oklahoma for longer than a week.

Coach Wagner was surprised to find that Papa's didn't play their favorite Running Back, Terrell Davis of Denver.

Coach Wagner stated, "I just couldn't believe it when I was calculating the scores. Papa's didn't have him selected for this week. What a great Birthday present!"

"I just thought that Davis was on bye week." Commented Coach Robertson.

The Rebels remain untouchable even after their lowest score this season with only 19 points. No-Shows come out short playing their Quarterback from Arizona who was on bye week. However, out all Coach Johnson's players only her kicker and running back were able to pull out 3 and 6 points.

What is it going to take to knock Coach Rachel of the Rebels out of the number one slot? If Rebels win 4 more in a row she will remain on top and make her place in the playoffs concrete.

"I think it is great that the West has such a great coach on top of the League, but week ten is going to be where her winning streak ends as they meet the Roughers for a rematch." Stated Coach Wagner of the Roughers to respond to our Commissioner about when the Roughers Annual Magic Player Rotation Strategy will take effect.

Glenn's Gorilla's takes another tough hit as Plunk's Pack slams them back to last place with a 29 point victory. If Coach Plunkett could have pulled that kind of score out of his team while he played the Rebels, he could have taken first place.

Rebels and Pack seem to be the favorites in this league. Just imagine what it would be like if they would ever merge. You think Microsoft is bad.

F-Quiz: What team still hasn't beaten Coach Wagner's Reddog Rougher's

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