Dateline: November 1, 1998 - AFT Vol. 2, Iss. 9

Papa's Defeat Rebels!

Rating: NR (Not for Rachel)

After harshly criticizing his team earlier this week, Coach Robertson of the Papa's finally close the door on Coach Rachel's long 8 week winning streak.

Coach Robertson prides himself on his patient demeanor in dealing with his team. He commented that he learned it from being an OSU fan.

"I am not like Coach Wagner, who trades like he works on the NY Stock Exchange." Stated Coach Robertson, "He trades in so many quarterbacks that he could coach for OU!"

Coach just responded, "If the wheel starts squeaking, I am going to fix it. I think Coach Robertson should pay a little more attention to his "Creaking" Kordell Stewart."

The Papa's were the only team in the league to lose to the Reddog Roughers not only once, but twice as Coach Wagner reminded this Reporter.

Even though a few of his players could use changing, he does have one of the highest scoring players in the league, Terrell Davis from Denver. He is second only to the Pack's quarterback, Steve Young.

Steve young helped Plunk's Pack grasp victory away from Coach Johnson's No-shows this week as Young passed two and ran in one touchdown.

Without the No-shows official line up, their possible points added up only to 31 (not including their TE from Dallas, LaFleur). To win this week her Tightend would have to round up three touchdowns this Monday night.

Another game to be determined Monday night is that of our Commissioner and this Jock Reporter (or the Roughers and the Gorillas).

With most of Glenn's Gorillas players accounted for, except Irving from Dallas, his possible points add up to only 31 (depending on who he played).

The Roughers have 15 points and a chance for Dallas' favorite running back, Emmitt Smith, to score a couple of touchdowns.

"With Aikman scheduled to return this week, " commented Coach Wagner of the Roughers, "I think Emmitt has a good chance of getting to run the ball in for touchdowns. Troy has been sitting out for a while. I don't think he would risk passing too much."

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