Dateline: September 21, 1999 - AFT Vol. 3, Iss. 2

Rating: PG

AFT East Keeps #1, Loses #2, Former Commish gets 3!

Farfegnugens take over as #1 team in the league as Papas show Mamas, "Who's boss," as Former Commish Muske predicted first.

Kev's Kowboys didn't have much of a chance playing their other quarterback Mark Brunnel of Jacksonville. Coach Kevin switched from Aikman after the Dallas Quarterback brought the team 15 points in week one.

I think Former commish summed it up as he also predicted the Farfegnugens: "The who? Farmers, farnuggets? the Kowboys will be so busy just trying to pronounce the name that they will forget to play the game."

The rebels displaced jumped ahead of the Mamas in the rankings when they escaped the wrath of the Fierce Federalies. Coach Wagner was pulling his hair out after his strongest runningback of Atlanta, Anderson, left the game early because of a knee injury.

"I thought I still had a chance with my two other Dallas players (Irvin and La Fluer)," commmented Coach wagner, "but that damn Aikman kept rushing with Smith. If he would have done that last season I might have gone all the way."

Coach Wagner made a change early for week three as he replaced a Wide Receiver and Running Back with two Washington, D.C. Players after the former Commish advised, " [He] and the Redskins should start planning for next year."

"The Pack is BACK!" stated Former Commish Muske as his third predition comes true as the Pack attacks the WildCats that didn't put up much of a fight.

Farfegnugens (2-0-0)
Rebels (2-0-0)
Mamas (1-1-0)
Papas (1-1-0)
Pack (1-1-0)
WildCats (1-1-0)
Kowboys (0-2-0)
Federalies (0-2-0)

~Jock Reporter (JockReport@aol.com)