Dateline: October 3, 1999 - AFT Vol. 3, Iss. 4

Rating: PG-13

Federalies Can't Win in DC

Federalies do not have much juridiction on the field as they continue thier losing streak to the Mamas.

Coach Wagner should have stuck with his Reddog Roughers as many of them seem to scoring big points on different teams this year.

Plunks Pack finally beat the unbeatable Farfegbugen, but cannot remove them from #1 slot in the league.

Papas do switch place and find themselves in third place. Coach Robertson must be getting tough. The Kowboys and Federalies bring up the rear with very little hope of AFT Championships.

Coach Wagner could be found behind the Library of congress balling his eyes out. "DC Sucks" no one...including players are willing to go an extra mile with the footbal these days" Commented Coach Wagner.

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